Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
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I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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