the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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