when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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