Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Damn victory sex feels great
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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