I need help removing her.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I love you. Go after that dick
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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