is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
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You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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