I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I hope mine doesn't look like that
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I love having hate sex.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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