drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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