Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
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there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
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HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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