passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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