I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
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you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
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I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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