Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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