In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
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We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
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Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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