he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
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