I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
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They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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