didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
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He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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