My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
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