there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
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She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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