There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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