well you can't waste a boner
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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