her vagine was all disorganized.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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