I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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