We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
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you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
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Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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