If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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