This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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