dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
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You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
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Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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