I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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