Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
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I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
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I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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