I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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