My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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