in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Randomize