I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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