Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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