He asked me if I "almost moaned"
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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