Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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