They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
