I showed him my bush... on skype.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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