to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
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Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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