Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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