New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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