when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
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I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
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