sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
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Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
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I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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