yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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