I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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