Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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