We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
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Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
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The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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