I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
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i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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