Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
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He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
ok first of all what the fuck
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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