ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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