Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
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We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
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IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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