He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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