Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
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Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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