No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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