do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
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