after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
birth control should be required to get into college
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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