I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
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he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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